Now, this is slightly scary and unsettling. I know I’m inclined to say that quite a lot, but what am I supposed to do about it? This is slightly scary and unsettling. You’re going to get to the end of this and say, ‘Ooo – that’s slightly scary and unsettling, Mil,’ that’s just the simple fact of the matter. OK?

The other evening we had some friends round. We were all sitting in the living room and I was recounting something Margret had done a couple of days previously. Unfortunately, I can’t remember what this thing was now, but I do recall it had happened in the car. So, given Margret and I stepping into a car together immediately invalidates our insurance (a Zen branch of homologous algebra states: Mil + Margret + Car = Small Child + Hammer + Land »